why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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