Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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