So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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