New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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