at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what if I'm pregnant?
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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and she was petting her beer can
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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