I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just want nice things and good sex
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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