I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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