ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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