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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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