Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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