ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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