? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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