it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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