I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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