They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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