I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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