My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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