I must be too annoying 4 u.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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