we're blogging at a bar
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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