Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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