Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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