my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Vodka?
Forever.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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