i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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