Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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