i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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