Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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