Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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