NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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