Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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