But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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