im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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