Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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