I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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