That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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