i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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