Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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