I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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