Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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