Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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