i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
