You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Shame - the story of my life.
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