It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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