All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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