sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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