But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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