New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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