It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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