There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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