Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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