The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's rum buckets o'clock
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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