Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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