Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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