with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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